Thursday, February 3, 2011

Get The Smell Out Of Ski Boots

Everyone has happened:

- Ride the train to stop between stations of a problem.

- Waiting at the train station because almost stopped arriving at our station for a problem.

- Going to buy a business that is won when we're inside.

- Going to buy a business and see from several feet away that they are stealing.

- Screaming of happiness to find you a ticket for $ 10, $ 20 or better, $ 50

- Mourn and curse all the saints to lose a $ 10, $ 20 or worse, $ 50.

- make fun of someone who tripped or fell on the street.

- Get up quickly after tripping or falling down in the street so that people around do not mock.

- Get the last entry in a concert or event and then close the window.

- be the next after the last in line to buy a ticket to a concert or event and that they close the window in the face.

- Go to a party and break something, throw in the living room, throwing the bidet, sleep in the bed of your old friend and incidentally also vomited

- Giving a party and your friends will break the things, the living vomit, I vomit the bidet, you sleep in the bed of your old and meet the next day that also have vomited.

- Find the last tea bag in the box and save again the case as automatic act.

- because an idiot kept bitching the empty box of tea.

- Same as above but with milk, yogurt, fresh milk, jam, cookies package ... All the jerks always kept empty things just to make warm the jerks who come after.

- Climbing stairs in the dark and computing a step further, giving an abrupt change that leaves you as a fool.

- Down the stairs in the dark and calculating a step less, thus giving a very safe way to air, surely Stepping noses to the ground.

- Providing a valuable book and then not return.

- Receive borrow a book you never finished reading and not wanting to return read it someday.

- Answering a call to a wrong number and fight with the caller.

- Call and make wrong and to receive the insult of a bigot who attended.

- Have battery in the phone and no credit.

- Upload credit to the cell and running out of battery while away from home.



Now I can not think more. But when it comes to having a moment of illumination it added.

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