few days ago I heard something I still do not believe. It is impossible. You can not reach a degree of innocence and galloping to this bullshit I'm going to tell. Reliable sources (if you say so, no fucking idea) I have confirmed that if that is true, "I swear by my son it's true!" I was told. But hey, let the facts which is interesting.
Ponele that you have 14 years right? With 14 years you learn a thousand things. I hear that the stork did not bring you flying from Paris and left you in the fireplace because it do not even have a fireplace, small detail - and the tooth fairy does not exist, Santa Claus, or the attack on the twin towers, nor the zombies or anything like that.
Sooner or later someone told you or you saw him alone. Because even though you try to believe that a big red suit comes from the ass of the world to leave gifts, once you've spied hiding behind the wall of the room and saw the aunt or uncle Tito Pocha (Say, relatives all the world overlooked and are always sent to do this kind of kamikaze mission because the brats usually avoid the aunt Pocha, because it has a mustache that when you fit a kiss prick) and suddenly felt the disappointment, but sobrevivís. Sobrevivís course, if you have the gifts anyway. Rounding
right? Aha. Well
. I recently learned that a cousin of a friend is 14 and believe in kings, but nobody says anything because no one dares to say anything. Did not tell as a kid for taking the dream and now are surprised that living excited.
What surprises me is the situation how you doing? How can you not believe in a mouse sympathetic re you change coins for teeth and instead believe in three other vague with barbuza they give you anything for nothing? Alguuuuuna Someone once you had to have said something to the mine. A friend, a classmate from school, an aunt metepúa (the pocha for example) a boyfriend. I do not know. Someone for the love of god must have told these unfortunate that such an atomic boludez is not possible! But no. The mine created. Posta think. And worst of all was what happened last year, when the girl is suppose to be called Lucy (because it is not okay to let Macarena real name), tells the mother who will ask the wise men Wilson backpack.
Mama Lucia
"Luci ... So maybe this year and do not bring anything kings. as you are big and ... Kings bring things to the kids little ones and you already have 14 years "
Imagine how it was.
course was bad. She locked herself in the piece to mourn a little and write a letter. The letter did not read it, I was told. And I can salvage something more or less like this:
"Dear Reyes Magos. So I'm Lucia. My mom told me you're not going to bring more gifts because I am great. But I think that's not important. I am big but I'm a good girl. I study hard and get good grades and plus I'm good with my cousin kid, Juampi. I always play with him and I have lots of patience. I am a good daughter and a good person. I was very sad to know that they will not bring more gifts because I believe I deserve them. I understand that is great and you have to give many things to all men in the world but still .. I just want one thing: a backpack Wilson. My parents will not me able to buy. Already told me. Because it is very expensive. That's why I was going to ask you to bring me. But now I know that you may consider me too old for this then I do not know ... I ask only that nothing else. But if they want no matter ... Heart I ask you not to forget my cousin that he himself is tiny yet. I send much love and many hugs. Lucia. "
When finished writing the letter waited until nobody was left out and mail in the entry and every year. No one saw her, of course. But the letter was not going to evaporate. When the mother went out to water the plants he saw something white in the mailbox and thought it Edesur bill, but found the letter to the Magi.
When he read did not know whether mourn with laughter or grief. He ran out and phoned his sister.
Mama Lucia
Can you believe I said that kings were not going to bring anything and I wrote a letter asking that he bring the bag? I do not know what to do ... Can not be that asshole.
Aunt Lucia
Well, whatever. We bought together.
came the days of kings and she had placed the shoes, the grass and water. When he found the backpack went the smile on his face. I was immensely grateful to the three kings and went to desayudar and tell all to the mother.
Lucia
"Luckily, Mom, you did not have to buy you a backpack and brought kings to me ..."
"Luckily, Mom, you did not have to buy you a backpack and brought kings to me ..."
I think if I was amused the whole thing is because inside I feel envy. If 14 years can still believe in something, is enviable. But on the other side when I finished listening to the whole story I ran out into the yard, and I laughed so much but as I dropped a fart.
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