Ignoring, of course, that I see a piece of underwear in the picture here you can see that the individual in question has decided to sit back and be noticed.
The question here is how it has taken by surprise by the growth of the belly. A month ago I was skinny! A month ago he loved McDonald's burgers and did not eat oranges because he hated with all my heart! Today this baby has changed my taste in a jumble of nausea and cataracts (you understand) and has banned me hamburgers, hot dogs, potato cake, casseroles, stews, pizzas. In simple terms: Do not let me eat shit.
first thing I learned with the issue of pregnancy is the baby grabs the list of things that one likes to eat and destroys their tiny little hands, to eat strange things that make you never imagined you could wish to eat . You feel a uncontrollable desire to be satisfied to the utmost brevity, it is to eat "something" but now. In my own case have been lemons, cut into wedges as if they were tangerines and without sugar or anything that other flavor. Just eat lemons and making no gesture of wrinkling the nose or eyes achine.
Another day has passed that I woke up with a great desire to eat pumpkin jam. Something that is not readily available because most people are unaware of the existence of pumpkin jam, despite being one of the sweetest jams there because, not being a citrus fruit is not acidic. Ezeiza walked around to get on a dusty shelf Dulciora pumpkin marmalade. I breathed the dusty cover, read the expiration date and I was glad to note that even served. Had been killed by one. Believe me.
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Another thing I've learned and I have been extremely useful in travel is that one should never travel without a nylon bag. If the nausea does not give us time to control the disaster must bring a nylon bag to spread around cataract in imminent. On the last trip I took was a trip by bus half an hour I was lucky to have kept a bag. The problem was that the bag had a hole. Control that please or else do like me a lump Bind him to part with the hole and give without disgust. By all means try to hide and do a drama with a lot of noise and tears. In simple words: Do not do like me vomit every time I cry and make noises of pump. And at the end to avoid pulling the bag out the window, you can pass another car behind you will not have a good surprise. This last recommendation has also been a correction to the facts that concern me, however I can assure you that my bag has caused no major damage just a little dirt in Buenos Aires Boulevard. The adjacent car windows were not harmed in the completion of that journey.
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